I can maybe help you get it out of your head... "Rock Me, Amadeus" - you're welcome!

I give more weight to the opinions of people with functioning brains myself.

I've never seen Jimmy Fallon on his new show and I'm already sick of him/it.

Right, and one of them contained something like "I will not be going into the numerous reasons I will not be involved in this project" which is an incredibly loaded statement.

Here's hoping the Jane Austen-like start to their marriage doesn't finish with a Virginia Woolf-like end for the bride.

Mara Wilson is entitled to make her own career choices, but it seemed odd to me that she had multiple tweets announcing that she wouldn't be involved in the project, especially given that she even admitted she hadn't been contacted about it at this point. It was like she was dying to talk about why she didn't want to…

S/he found time to add a few words in there saying he was happy for her, but mostly, yes, that seems to be all.

Based on the crimes they're actually charged with.

The b.o. must be horrific in there.

I like this roster of performers, too. I just didn't think this was a strong ep overall - although this is all subjective. Weird that your wife loves PP yet doesn't get your Anna Kendrick crush, though, no?

Really? I thought the Angela Merkel bit was easily the best part of a not-so-great SNL myself. Nothing to do with gender of comedic performer, everything to do with crap writing.

Here's wishing everyone a wonderful weekend!

Pssst honey grahams + Nutella. Pass it on.

If you're eating a mealy Red Delicious, you should check your supplier. I grew up on them and ones that aren't on a shelf somewhere for a month are crisp and sweet.

Thanks! Those are awesome.

Did you read what butter-wrapped suede posted?? Yes, I know CPS and (probably) shelter workers can be overworked and understaffed but Jesus fucking Christ. We shouldn't assume anyyyyyyyything here that might make them feel worse about their inaction, but instead we should feel sorry for them because they "claim they…

Right? It's better for her, as she (hopefully) will be less likely to let anger and bitterness eat her up inside. I'd be the meanest old cuss on the block, I am sure.

"Words cannot express my gratitude to God and to my fellow man."

Yes, when I clicked the link I held my breath waiting to see if she was black. Sadly, no, didn't hold my breath.

Meanwhile, this..