15% ?! You are going to earn that 15% mofo!

The equivalent of Mariah Carey holding her hand up beside her head to signal/remind herself where she's going with the next note.

I couldn't believe Jez would stoop to a Camille Paglia reference without using it as a chance to rip into her but then I realized that Jez knows its readership well enough to know that would be taken care of soon enough.

Cannot unsee, cannot unsee, cannot unsee.

Not only must he prove that Faircloth's statements damaged his reputation...

Orrrrrr if more companies paid their workers enough to keep them above the poverty line, then their workers wouldn't have to buy the cheap shit at Walmart made in Chinese sweat shops.

Unions hate Free Markets. They always have and always will.

When Bad Things Happen To Bad People ?

I have an iota for sympathy for her on the off-chance that she had some nameless NBC producer in her earpiece goading her into repeated follow-ups. The cynical side of me also wonders if the woman who started waving Bodie's friend away who came to support him once he collapsed was an NBC Olympics producer saying,…

Falco's Greatest Hits, huh? We've all been there.

Yikes, nude speed skating sounds all kinda dangerous.

You people know who you are.

"... knuckle dragging mouth breathers —- who go along with any PC crap you read..."

"Organized chaos" has fallen out of favor?

Third dude went for lift-off too late to clear second dude. :(

When "in recent years" did USC claim a national championship it wasn't awarded? If you're talking about the 2003 AP National Championship it received, that wasn't a title USC made up. That's not exactly the same as Auburn claiming a title for a year in which no recognized polls or computer models list them as champs.

"Attractive" females are all over the place. Smart, funny, attractive females are exponentially harder to find - as I am sure smart, funny, attractive males are, I'm guessing they would want me to say.

Aren't black yoga pants issued to all Portland residents?

Agreed. Michael is a lucky man.

Wait, I thought she came from some pious born-again Christian family? I'm serious. I didn't watch her on that MTV show but once the whole sex tape brouhaha broke out, I swear I read that she said she was trying to protect her parents from the truth because it would break their hearts or something. Like they thought…