I wouldn't expect to see "cool kids" and "Texas Tech" in the same sentence, but then I'm still processing Spiegelberg of Lubbock.

How did your reading of this report change your perspective on the story? More directly, where were you before you read it and where were you after you read it? Honestly curious.

In most of these cases, yes. Technology changes - lots of them don't check email often or voicemail, for that matter.

Really? I work as a tutor and have learned to text my students when I need a timely response. Email can sit there unanswered for days.

But without these commentators, I fear for my ability to identify which players have moxie.

"Will developing a happy, healthy sexuality be more difficult for them? As many of us know, childhood scars run deep."

That's edumucated to you.

If she didn't want comments on the size of her penis she shouldn't have flashed it.

If she didn't want comments on the size of her penis she shouldn't have flashed it.

That's fine. I share my perspectives with friends on things like that as well. However, there are people who have no business pretending to offer up informed "reviews" of restaurants just because they ate there. I've seen total a-holes demand ridiculous things from the waitperson and then immediately grab their…

It's also different in that a professional food critic is a professional food critic, not just some douchenozzle with taste buds. No, everyone's opinion isn't of the same interest to me as a discerning diner.

I actually self-actualized at 30, but I think that's because I listened to this that year.

"... I mean I don't think he has it in him to be a part of this..."

A girlfriend who was in the hospital after being hit by a drunk driver and then back in the hospital diagnosed with leukemia, yet he never found even a weekend to visit. Got it.

Is there a part where Thamel asks Te'o if he'd ever visited this girlfriend in the hospital after she was "in a bad accident" or was diagnosed with leukemia? If not, is there a part where Thamel explains why the fuck not?

+1

Long hair!

Have you checked out Joe Schad's tweets since this broke? Tooooootally Team Te'o.

This is also common in pretty much all non-Samoan cultures.

So we should all be grateful you didn't choose journalism as a career.