But David Cage is afraid. He’s afraid because he has spent the last 12 months looking at pictures of Ellen Page. [...] from the age of eight through to adulthood.

suck it you console cunts i mean pissants i mean peasants

step 1: throw your phone in the trash
step 2: buy an android phone
step 3: enjoy your micro SD slot

What the hell are you going on about? Seriously, it's as if you fell asleep while playing Fallout 3 and dreamed up a whole other game.

Why thank you.

O.O

I kept expecting him to have massive Mandarin rings.

What what?

screw battlefield 4, make 2142 in hd and bring back titan mode