I usually only use 1/2 to 2/3 of the flavor packet to cut back on the sodium and if I can pick up clearanced packages of precooked and cut chicken pieces (e.g. Perdue Short Cuts), I toss in some real meat to make a relatively decent bowl of chicken soup in a jiffy.

I'm not sure what my credit score is but I'm pretty sure it's good because I NEVER carry a balance on my cards. I have almost all my recurring expenses charged to them with the balances paid off in full automatically (I don't even know what the APR is) and I get about $125 per year in cash back. After paying my rent,…

IIRC there was a mode in Quake 2 where the rocket launcher fired as fast as a machine gun.

Her show used to be fresh and fun, but it rapidly got lazy and boring. I only see it when I'm checking to see if The Soup is on* and my girlfriend always says, "What the hell is she wearing? Why doesn't she get dressed for the show instead of looking like she's been housecleaning?"

Bold words from a girl who looks like a 14-year-old boy. At the rate she's going, the aging process should have her no longer being carded for beer when she's 37.

I was born in New York City and raised in Detroit. If you think I'm going to get beaten by some skirt-wearing domain thief, you need to open a window and call the gas company before your basement explodes.

Some a-hole in Scotland registered the domain name that I wanted for my band's site in 2000. I contacted him, politely explaining that I'd like it and would reimburse his registration costs. He rejected the offer, claiming he had plans for it. His "plans" turned out to be to have it redirect to a wholly unrelated site…

You claim to not "envy wealth" while every word around those indicates that unless government redistributes wealth by force to give everyone an equal helping to the fruits of someone else's labors, then the system is evil and needs smashing. Sorry, but you're consumed with envy and rage. The fact that you attempt to…

The ability to ask, "Where is the bathroom?" and "How much for a blowjob?" What else do you need to know?

You are a slave if you think that beggaring the rich will improve your life one iota. Chumps like you are suckers for class warfare canards. Do you seriously think that if the government confiscated 100% of the income and wealth of the people you envy and hate it will put a penny in your pocket or do you even care,…

Where is "Buying Apple Products" on this list?

GabeN is a fat, fucking liar - where's Episode 3, you fat fuck?!? - and anyone who puts trust in anything this fat fuck says is a fucking moron!

Correct. In the Dells I used to service, the WiFi is in the base and antenna leads connect to it and run around the perimeter of the display in the bezel.

Yeah, that's the way I read it. The game - or some form of it - may show up under another title, like Star Wars: Underworld. "1313" didn't mean anything compelling.

Thanks for re-illustrating what an inarticulate, violent buffoon you are. XOXO

And you're a John Mayer fan who pees sitting down and has a runnier vagina than Alan Alda. You do realize that castrating yourself doesn't get you chicks, right, you pathetic eunuch?

So in response to being bullied by politically-correct, humorless ninnies, Gabe has decided to appeasement is better than principles. Congrats, Gabe, you've basically announced that the dickwolves are free to rape your tender bunghole in exchange for not calling you "mean." Hope it's worth it, you bendover.

YEEEEEAAAAAHH!!!

Nothing triggers unhinged rage and intolerance better than angry bitter atheists encountering those who have faith. Sour puss killjoys all.

Much Francis lighten up needing.