There were two places I laughed in Spaceballs: This scene and when they're battling at the end and kill the film crew guy and Dark Helmet says, "He did it." (Jump to :32 since the time index thing on YouTube doesn't work.)

How about adding Half-Life 2 - Episode Three to the Steam store, Valve?

Yes, you are.

I was going to check to see if this was a Jezebel story until I realized the headline wasn't "Screwing vs. Nailing: When A Man Says Either, Doesn't It Mean He's Pretty Much A Rapist?"

I'd add "FLUSH THE URINAL AFTER YOU USE IT, YOU ANIMAL MOTHERF*CKERS!!!" to this list. I swear, every. damn. time. I go to the bathroom, so jacktard has left a stinking yellow pool behind as if they're doing the rest of us a favor by allowing us to bask in the radiant glory of their excreted piss. If I ever catch one…

This whole piece reads like one of those "I Stopped Looking At Pornography Online Because My Girlfriend Is So Freaking HAWT!" articles that guys who've been caught looking at porn by their girlfriends write with them watching over their shoulders. And I'm speaking as someone who hasn't downloaded music since Spotify…

I've played and completed the game and it WAS excellent. All-around a top-notch effort and good retcon/reboot of the franchise.

What if the trophy had been called "Lady Killer" or "Hell Hath No Fury...No, Really, It Hath Not Now"?

I was hosting a show a few weeks back and my co-host had written a skit for us to perform. I didn't have time to look it over and rewrite it during the week to print out scripts so I was wondering how we could perform it that Saturday. I realized that because the club had wifi, I could edit the skit on my laptop and…

Way to fail at getting a joke.

I know that being an AMD/ATI fanboy means you're dumb, so I'll try to explain it to you really slowly: Any PC game developer that doesn't get it to run on the cards that 53% of gamers in the Steam HW survey is (ATI is 34%) isn't going to be in business long.

Other than having to turn off Exclusive Fullscreen to get into the game, I've only had two crashes in over 13 hours and both times were when I was taking FRAPS shots. No graphical freakouts either other than one spot where her TressFX hair had a glowing edge like terrible edge-enhancement on early DVDs when…

Other than having to shut off Exclusive Fullscreen to fix the Direct3D error and Post-Processing to pick up another 20 fps (not kidding - went from 33 to 53 fps in the benchmark), I've only had one crash with my GTX 670 running the 314.14 beta drivers and that was when I was taking a FRAPS screenshot. Otherwise it's…

I never ceased to be amazed how a giant company like EA can launch a clearly hotly anticipated game without proper server capacity at the ready. It's not as if they had no idea there'd be some heavy launch day traffic or are tight for funds to get servers.

>"I'll make the case below for owning a good kitchen gram scale which can actually make precise manual brewing a breeze."

Where's the Registry key download which allows users the option to shut off Metro and have the plain old Start button and Task Bar we've had since 1995?

tl;dr version: SFX - meowing, whip-cracking, typing on keyboard listing games on eBay.

When I was 20, my gold-digging girlfriend demanded some bling for a combined birthday/Valentine's Day/anniversary present, so I charged a modest-by-now-standards-but-pricey-then ruby and diamond ring. About a month later, she dumped me because she didn't think I had good enough prospects to support her in the…

"The Secular Left has long prioritized the destruction of fetal heartbeats and embryos over the rights of actual living, breathing women. Now liberals are focusing their efforts on an even more abstract entity: your 2nd Amendment rights."

What three layers? There's Steam and GFWL which gets me my cheevo points, but what's the third? I get that we're supposed to hate anything M$ with unhinged fury, but GFWL is cake compared to the crap that the Rockstar Social Club is.