I had an ugly dude try to proposition me on POF. I said I was not interested in that but good luck his search. Remainder of the convo went this way:

When you are on TV as an sex/relationship expert, and your advice to women who seek your “expertise” on dealing with someone who is harassing them is that they should ignore their feelings of discomfort or fear and take it as a compliment, yes, you’re absolutely dangerous. In the same way a medical “expert" telling…

Ugh! Same! I asked one guy the exact same question. His response was, “I thought you’d be into it.” I said, “yeah, well if I was into it, I would have listed it. Best of luck in your search, maybe look up ladies who have casual sex listed!” His reply to that was, “those are sluts” I shit you not. WTF. We can’t win.

Yes, yes, yes! Your story is my story to a letter. It was a genuine point of contention for me when people pretended that I was being some bride-zilla when I was stressed about organizing the wedding my husband wanted.

c. Women act crazier in groups

The thing that pains me on a deeper level than a lot of this is the viewpoint that men and women are so goddamn different that any relationship will have nails on chalkboard issues inherent. Of course you’re going to have shitty relationships with that attitude.

As attendee Tim Gunn told Jezebel, they’d heard about the taping through a peer in the comedy world who said that “if he was able to get ten men there, he would receive a gift, like an MP3 player or something.”

Despite both of us telling him numerous times that he has it all backwards, to this day my FIL thinks our big white wedding was all my doing, with my mom also in on my nefarious plot to...serve our loved ones a nice meal and dance and generally have a lovely evening? It’s annoying that unless you elope everyone looks…

“OMG your engagement is 20 months long? That is soooo long. I think it’s ridiculous that people feel they need these long engagements to plan. If I were getting married, I’d do it within six months. That’s plenty of time. I’d just pick a place and not obsess about everything.”

The longer this drags on, the meaner I get.

The next time a liberal progressive white person tells me that “small, intimate weddings are more meaningful,” I am going to tell them that their comments are culturally insensitive to my fiance’s family and community.

Hahaha. An “intimate” wedding with ONLY the nearest and dearest for Indians is like 200 people. And a horse.

I am allergic to marriage, so this will never be me BUT...I feel you 100%. I hate when people assume the wedding is all (one) bride all the time. There’s usually another person involved- unless you marry yourself which is just stupid IMO- that is capable of making informed decisions and has a right to provide input in…

Only if you like getting constantly shat on by puffins.

THIS WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND HONESTLY PROBABLY TOP TEN ESSAYS I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE I LEGIT CRIED LAUGHING

My very favorite thing when I was planning our wedding was hearing number one. As if planning the ceremony (which we wrote ourselves and put a lot of thought into) cost almost any money or took almost any time compared to the “big party.” Yes, it IS a big party, which is why you have to think about where people will…

Even if this is true, and I sort of think it is—at least the part about buying things, my wedding was still the best day of my life. I cannot explain how meaningful it was to have so many people who loved and cared about my husband and I in the same room dancing to Madonna. I had so much fun, and it was completely…

As someone who wasn’t crazy about the idea of doing a wedding-wedding but is doing it anyway, for a variety of reasons - look, we can’t always get the chill backyard paper lamp-lit commitment ceremony of our dreams, ok? I made my peace with doing a wedding-wedding because, well, my parents and extended family would be…

If I were Jennifer Aniston, I would do everything in my power to get married and have a kid in secret. Like, Clint Barton style secret family. And then, when my kid was 18, I’d go out in public near some paparazzi, and when they asked who he/she was, I’d be like “Oh, that’s my kid. You know, Sam? Did you not know I’m…

impossibly extravagant wedding included four helicopters, a motorcade of sports cars worth $50 million, and a fighter jet. Oh, and a sea plane, because no wedding is complete without one.