You could just, I don't know, not look at people's asses that you don't want to look at, then, like, go about living your life instead of being mad that someone somewhere's pants weren't opaque enough.

People taking photos of strangers' behinds should be banned.

Yesterday I saw a guy wearing basketball shorts, Adidas rubber slippers with socks, and a wool pullover with Celtic patterns.

I can totally believe a teenager eating three bagels in one day.

Unless your husband wants to, then you must obey your wifely duties!

The question is whether direct entry midwives (who typically learn through apprenticeships rather than through becoming licensed nurse midwives) can attend home births. I used to be a big proponent of choosing whatever kind of birth care provider you wanted, but changed my mind after my small community lost four…

This is sort of irrelevant but... adopt adult cats. There are always homes for kittens, but adult cats have a harder time finding homes. And when you adopt an adult, you actually know what their personality is going to be because it has developed, so you can make sure to get a cat that actually fits in with your life.

Women DO those jobs, you fucking cretin. And they've worked hard to be able to get those jobs, and have endured tremendous adversity on top of the physical difficulty of those jobs. You know what else are dirty and physically dangerous jobs? Nursing and cleaning.

Yeah but here's the thing - when women can't obtain leadership positions in high powered white collared jobs and they continue to be dominated by 100% men, then no women are in positions of power to drive change and it hurts all of us. Sure, it's not as sad - but it's real and it affects all women.

People chewing with their mouth open is the worst thing in the world. Especially if it's gum. People who do this on the subway should face a firing squad.

I can't be in the same vicinity as someone eating a banana. It's like, just goopy mouth noises, nonstop. HOW IS THE SOUND ESCAPING YOUR HEAD?

Can we get a study on the disgusting eaters whose maws are like mysterious sound amplification chambers? Even with their mouths closed, they can make the crunch of a single potato chip reverberate throughout the house. Don't care how fast or slow you are eating I shouldn't be able to hear you chewing boiled rice from…

DISCLOSURE: Cos you mentioned spanx and I can make that about me.

i think he's confusing an internet blog post with the actual journal article.

It's so sad. I actually had a world-class chem teacher who told me I was her best student and saw that I got the Chem award at awards night. Sadly, she left and I was stuck taking Advanced Chem with a man who understood less than we did and constantly called me a, "whiner" because I would ask questions, which he…

True, but if you define it as "pictures of children in their underwear," everyone I knew had child pornography delivered to their homes when I was a kid, in the form of the Sears catalogue.

At the Federal level, "child pornography" is defined a lot more narrowly than most people expect. There's no substitute for reading the statute directly; it's available at 18 U.S. Code § 2256 - Definitions for chapter.

When they said "natural birth," is that code for "crawled out on his own"?

We're the geniuses who know ice cream cakes are the best White Elephant gift. Write "only this side up" on the package, spark curiosity, it's opened, there's the war for control, but ultimately, it must be eaten. EVERYONE WINS.

Who ARE you people?