Actually, with Corgis, that's a legitimate concern. They're herding dogs, so that low riding, short legged, slinky body is made to weave between legs (in a way similar to a cat). They're also pretty sturdy, which comes in handy when weaving between the legs of larger animals and risking getting stomped on.

Probably not as terrifying as having children die because of mitochondrial defects.

Mitochondrial DNA is not the same thing as genomic DNA. This is not GATTACA.

Depends on the situation. If you're in a busy bar or club and you're paying with cash, the buck is probably fine - in fact, if the place is super-busy, getting a beer can be a nice mental break from remembering which young girl wanted the Cosmo and which one wanted Sex on the Beach and who wanted to do shots of Baby…

But who would want to eat that? It's going to need to cook for a lot longer if it's going to be tender.

I am midwest, born and raised. And I found this story (and the writer's descriptions) hilarious.

Is Indiana part of the Mid-West? I had to work with four engineers from Japan for a week in Indiana.

I would've at least mentioned Dad or the fact that he managed to shoot both his parents with a single bullet like some sort of unlucky Bizarro universe Batman.

Dad getting shot in the lower back seems a little more serious than Mom getting shot in the arm, even if there was a fetus present nearby.

You know what's fucked up? Reading this, my first strong reaction was "Kamau, you can't buy something and not get a bag! You know better!!" As a black man, I can't stress how often my parents and older siblings drilled into my head the fact that I could never, ever buy anything without getting a bag and, if possible,…

Well, since there was a white guy outside the restaurant who really was begging people for change and no one on the restaurant staff shooed him away... yeah I think it's safe to say it was about race.

He straight up said there was a white man there who was actually begging for change and no one said anything to him. So obviously you are wrong.

God clearly killed him as punishment for what he wrought.

Well, you can discuss whether dairy - raw or processed - is good for nutrition, and should be consumed. But one thing is for sure: not consuming it does not cure an incurable disease like T1 diabetes. Because there is the whole "incurable" part.

If a woman takes the time to explain how flirting works (or, more precisely, doesn't work), and your response is to argue with her about how she (and much of the rest of womankind) flirt, maybe flirting and basic human interaction isn't for you?

If you give a fake number, it's because you never want to see him again. Also, no, I am not interested in finding out if he's going to violently explode after he has repeatedly not taken "no" as an answer or even bothered to read any of my body language saying I want him to stop harassing me. If it's a fake number,…

Ok, so next time maybe say that instead of saying that any woman that goes to a club doesn't have any worth.

Friend: "Come on, buddy, let's go back."
Swaying dude: "[Angry look]"
Friend: "You can stay at my place tonight"
Swaying dude:"QUIT COCKBLOCKIN' ME MAN"

"Ve are looking for Nuclear Wessels."

My other thought is, if she had access to affordable day care, maybe she would have gotten away from that sick bastard more easily as well.