I felt the same about the original Gauntlet. Stupid quarter munchers.

I'm sooooo adding you to the list too. You're the one that objected when my little fifi left a poopoo in your car, aren't you? She's a purebred pekingese/poodle/chihuahua hybrid! You should have paid me for that rare experience. I even let you keep the proof of it so you could show your friends >:(

Is there a script for getting the name of cabbies so my steam powered litigation engine can be pointed in the right direction? I'm the perfect client for cabbies and am afraid their libelous claims need to be dealt with.

What should the extra four seconds be dedicated to?

So your health plan doesn't cover psychic pills? Mine does and it's made life a lot easier. Unfortunately now I have to answer calls from unicorns at 2am.

"-Depending on the persistence, you're service can be canceled. I've heard of both AT&T (wireless) and Verizon Internet (DSL) canceling service for a user due to the user being "unprofitable" due to the money spent supporting the users multiple calls/requests."

I wish. Maybe if I could expense my after work alcohol…

In high school we had a "may not reproduce" list. I think we need to revisit that list and do some "told you so's".

Password manager + master password = less upkeep.

I'm wondering how crazy some of the payouts are. A million dollars per fang? For a real attack, sure. Chihuahua fear nips might be over rated.

Root it. I'd argue that I'm safer because of blocking ads and malicious domains. I can make complete nandroid backup images. I feel very safe with my kids having smartphones because I can block porn, have finer control over their data usage and give them inexpensive prepaid phones that have been tweaked to not…

I use applock and some rooting for content control. I'll look at yours later on.

So I need to make sure my kids are trained on their marketable passions. Check.

I've seen similar products but haven't tried. Thanks for the recommendation.

If you can find out if the cheap phone is rootable or, if you're very lucky, has a custom ROM, then the situation can improve tremendously. I got my kids some sub-$100 phones, rooted them (no ROM, sadly), and tweaked it until I was happy. Enhanced parental controls, DNS based ad/porn blocking, etc. The phones also…

Crap. What about this erection lasting for 4 hours or more? And why is it on my shoulder?

The after hours version will cover other types of pumps.

That, and the phone should come with some sort of short warranty, not be a stolen device, etc.

Well, Sony is making new tape storage for you...

It's always buyer beware. If it's completely FUBAR, then at least you can get the price knocked down further. Or possible salvage the hard drive for blackmail material and recoup the costs ;)

Automate all available backups.