Me: (grabs wife's ass)

I'm not interested in Kinect at this point, but is it wrong that my only complaint is the complainers?

@skipjack002: If ATT doesn't bring 3Gs to my area soon I'm going to be throwing some poop!

@Mike Z: I spent over 10 grand one year on my Capital One card.........paid it off in under a year as well. The thanks I got was a raised interest rate as well.

@muchdrama: I thought the exact same thing before I got to "she was born a man".........

I only came in here to tell Gordon Freeman to get his ass back on the Episode 3 set.

Ok MS, you've had 10 years to figure out Japan is a lost cause. Please stop wasting money on a market that you simply aren't going to win over.

@D1Tremere: You're right about the sickness, but the "problems" can be removed from society. It's called a death penalty.

@Iamtehawesome: That is the one that starts as a gas and ends up a semi-solid.

The problem with the pc these days are the target audiences. With Facebook and all this other social media bullshit, "game" developers are churning out more "farmville" shit than anything the masses reading here are interested in.

Tubeless paper towel roll??? NOOOOO!! What will I beat the kids/dog with??

Four Loko should be "Loco". I haven't met anyone who drinks that flavored alcoholic piss that doesn't do stupid shit.

I'm glad MS ended up with the Chief. Imagine a Master Apple Chief, instead of alien killer, he would be too busy telling everyone how much more badass he is than the Convenant.

@Damob: He's not your guy, buddy!

@Big Brother: Mr Bear is very capable. The Forge of God is example #1. You never really know "who"(spoiler)...................................

@Rahll: They need the books to go along with the forthcoming Forerunner games! This is only my speculation, of course. But when Guilty Spark said (in so many words) that the Chief's armor was bullshit, I was really curious how powerful the Forerunners really were in their day. I'm looking forward to the books and…

@crosis101: You need to read Fall of Reach. It has a nice back story of the Spartan II program that leads up to the badassery known as Master Chief. I think First Strike was also pretty good.

I hate newsletters. I like going to sites to get the info I want. Instead, everyone wants to fill your inbox with shit.

Well, the 360 is the "shooter's" preference of gaming consoles.

A well polished helmet is something any man can appreciate.