...and noted Veela Gwyneth Paltrow

Me. Literally. Through this entire video set. COME TO ME TINY RHINO. I WILL DRY YOUR TEARS, SNUGGLE YOU, AND GIVE YOU MUD BATHS AND AVENGE YOUR MOTHERS DEATH!

That lady in the black dress is my spirit animal.

I think this is really fun. I often sing this song to myself. Along with The B52's "Love Shack" this is one of the songs on permanent repeat in my brain.

why are you the best at the internet? Is it the vodka? The Burt Reynolds guiding program? Teach me your ways.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING EVER.

This comment is deeply offensive to Spambot Americans.

My vagina made $9500 working from home this week! My vagina's last paycheck was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister's vagina has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week! I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.

This is what I do,,,,,,,,,,…

Fat man in a lit-tle coat!

They only work on women with no backfat, and there are hardly any women without backfat. A properly made couture strapless dress has a bodice that supports itself. Unfortunately most women don't buy couture dresses and so those dresses only stay on by squeezing them (or not, which makes for the awkward spectacle of a…

this baby is EVERYTHING.

chubby cheeks, baby cardigans and seersucker shorts, oh my!

I'm not not eloping. I'm not not wearing emerald green. I'm not not going to look amazing.

People teeth in a fish mouth! Mother Nature knows how to deliver.

Yep. I am getting married this fall and bought a long strapless dress. It is pretty informal, but still. I got it home, put it on again and thought- "Wow, this is so not you. What the heck were you thinking?" I returned it and have a dress with 3/4 sleeves now. I think pinterest and wedding magazines makes you…

I live within walking distance of this museum and here is a pro tip: it has a delicious cafe/restaurant.

Also, like most London museums it's free entry.

Mine sleeps all night (though also much of the day). And she sits next to the laptop instead of on it; but a well-placed stretch will still occasionally reboot me unawares.

Once every two weeks, eh, Dean McDermott? My husband's anxiety and depression means that we haven't done it in 6 months, and before that we were on about a once-every-four-months schedule. And we don't have kids. Go fuck yourself. If you promise to be faithful to someone and work through difficult times, once every…

NO NO NO NO. I HAVE NEVER HEARD GOB JOB AND WILL NEVER FORGET IT NOW.