I know!! The countdown is on :) I'm in Canada so I get a nice year-long break from my awful job, so it's a double countdown. You and I are both very clever I think not being pregnant over the hottest part of the summer. Or that's what people tell me anyway.

I saw someone with the greatest baby wrap the other day and she said it was a Moby wrap. I have 4 months til my due date so no experience but it looked really good for tiny newborns?

I can't argue with that, she's awesome too.

Favorite SNL cast member. She makes me laugh just because... IDK. Her general demeanour I guess. She's just funny, as a person. Doesn't need to try.

Hey, I'll take that any day over accidentally sending my BOSS an email ranting about her with liberal of caps and fucks. One email with a signed written warning in my file later, and I officially hate my workplace worse than I did before. I do wonder if an ellipsis would have been more chilling than the lecture and…

I know this is an old post but I just found it searching for articles that will bolster my confidence to leave my job. I'm absolutely terrified to leave but I am bored out of mother-fucking mind there. So thank you for this advice.

I have irrational dislike of Jennifer Anniston and I was trying to explain it to a coworker who was raving about having seen her when she was in vacation somewhere fancy, and this person just... Stared at me like, I don't get it, why don't you like her? I just get annoyed with (a lot) of celebrities for zero reason.…

Welp, that made me laugh and feel better so thanks. And I'm glad to be reminded about the safe drop at the fire station, in case I have to round up all my dependants for a "field trip" one day just to guarantee their survival.

Oh my god sometimes my dog makes me wonder if I'm going to be a terrible mom. I get stressed and swear loudly and the dog curls up and starts shaking! I don't even need to be yelling at her, just around her. I'm like "did I turn you into a nervous wreck??" Urgh. And 20 wks away from having a kid!

If you post an inspirational message in papyrus font, consider yourself blocked.

Recently my sister-in-law called me and my fiancée in a CRAZY rage because we were still "friends" with an ex with whom she had a really messy breakup. Then she dramatically unfriended us both. I was like dude, I have NO IDEA who I'm friends with on Facebook! It is not real life and I put no effort in weeding out my…

Oh my GOD do I know what that "nobody loves me" crap is like from my mom. If I don't here from her for a week I get very, very frightened because I sense a giant, melodramatic, guilt-inducing fit. I don't know what to tell you except UGH I'm sorry :( and hug

That's not true... They LOVE sugar. Or at least that was my experience when I visited my dad for weeks at a time in Salt Lake City. Lots of food laced with sugar and lots of obesity. The Chinese food was even cooked in sugary sweet sauces... Like "strawberry chicken", blech.

I just kept thinking "jeez, where dog they keep all they're STUFF?"

Yeah, the reason I didn't enter the sciences even though I kicked ass in all the advanced classes is because it was a boys club, and I just couldn't convince myself I was as smart as them even though my grades showed I was. The boys all hung out and at talked nerdy stuff together, the teachers loved it and them, and…

Right. And I like that on Bones it's not just Brennan, but half the lab is female. So there's a spectrum of different "kinds" of women to relate to, with one thing in common, which is their brilliance in their respective field. I think that's probably why CSI was successful in pushing girls into forensics. It wasn't…

Oh my god I love this. The best pet picture I have is from very soon after we got our dog. She's lying completely compactly wrapped up in a tight little ball on the little cat bed, and the cat is luxuriously stretched out on the giant dog bed next to her. And the dog doesn't even look resentful, just compliant.

Interesting! Thanks for the info. Of course, as I'm sitting here I turn to my spouse and say "can you do this?" And he does it. And I can't. But still way to go cave ladies :)

Perfectly said.

Where is this magical place that dogs are allowed in coffee shops?? Where I live my dog's not even allowed on an outdoor patio if it's part of a food serving establishment.