Chicken, candy, whatever. That small $8 bag of shitty Jordan Almonds at Cost Plus is the same stuff as the $5 Jumbo Bag you buy as Easter filler because the Snickers Assortment Bag is $15. The same people make that stuff and just get different stickers. I know because I work for BIG STICKER.

Nope. My "passions" aren't "real careers" and don't make "money." So I've currently given up on finding that sort of career.

How dare he make Fitzy remove the boss fight! How. Dare. He!

My boyfriend loves the "NES game." Now I always have to hear, "Hey remember that time where they fought the giant glasses?" or "Remember the fight on top of that train?" when facetiously referencing the book.

The unreleased AAI2 was already a gap in my Ace Attorney game box line up on my shelf. Now I'll have to slip a fake cover into a box I'm not using to show this game on said shelf as well. And treasure that SD card like it's my child.

Now that the 49ers have made traffic even more insufferable in Santa Clara and will likely take over the neighboring theme park which has just now gotten it's shit together after Paramount dumped them, do you think we can expect free Levis at games as compensation for being trapped in absolute gridlock in the south…

I hadn't realized my potential in English until I had already finished my degree in Japanese. Looking back I see that I was interested in the subject and good at it... and yet it never even crossed my mind to go into it. So kudos to you for figuring that out and making it work! :D

I find I have 2 problems when it comes to hobbies. The first is a lack of other people as one of my hobbies is tabletop/board/card gaming. Now that is an expensive hobby BUT if you play for fun only, chances are you can go in with your friends and share your collections so no one person has to break the bank. …

He just experienced his first orgasm. It was brought to him by seeing a twink draped in an American flag.

But if they were competent then where would we put the dramatic and/or wacky background music?!

These are the puns that will save us from their tyranny.

And yet everyone tries it. Every time I see it on Chopped I think that about how it wasn't cool to begin with and that chef is going to get axed because the foam fell apart under the TV lights. We need a petition.

The Italians have somehow made a business of selling the absolute worst type of cookie. No one in their right mind likes hard, crumbly, cold, dry ass cookies. Chewy, moist, and warm is the only way a cookie should be. I'm not saying it's the mob that has done this but it might be the mob.

Aren't truffles over now that everyone and their mother puts truffle oil on everything? I think I'd rather have the ketchup.

Absolute best thing I've read all day. I can almost hear Barry yelling, "Take that!" with each piece of evidence.

While it doesn't hamper things every day, the office I work in has the same PowerPC Macs they bought in, I'm guessing sometime around 2007. They're loud and while they're decently quick, trying to switch between programs or just clicking on an email with an attachment could very well crash the things (it's happened…

I think you've summed it up nicely. It's especially hard when you are suffering from depression and think, "If I just do what everyone says then I'll be better." You can't just "get over it" and the reasons why don't make sense to anyone who doesn't suffer from depression. So they think your stress and emptiness is…

It sure does. Thank you, genki, for being the word with a definition that is mostly an emotion and not really words.

I do the same thing usually. Sometimes at Target I'll browse the stuff I don't need and either end up working the feeling of want out of my system or I get one extra thing if it's not too far out of my budget (last time I went in for a pair of shorts and some face wash but also bought a hat).

I'm so desperate to move on to something that isn't dead end but this market is hostile to people like me. Young (mid-20s), "little" experience (~2.5 years total in varying internships and full jobs), and in need of something full time with decent pay (not outrageous, just enough to cover bills while putting a little…