White Man Can Throw

Seems pretty hard to read. I gave up on it.

Except maybe for when I confessed the same things to my mom on Family Week. But she was a trouper.

Will by the way, this was a nice article you wrote. I never knew it would cause so much grief, with people writing about how Patron, Grey Goose, etc., is over-priced (they're probably just getting those brands mixed up with the so-called snob appeal of their labels) and on and on. Whew.

Imbareissing

Why can't they just show this shit happening live? I know the networks think that by not showing it it will prevent it from happen but that's ridiculous. Dumb-asses are going to do it whether they show it or not.

Question - do CG's have spell-check now? I know the old analog ones didn't so I'm wondering if the new ones do? If so, then this is simply a case of the college intern doing the typing not knowing the difference between parody and parrot.

But that's just it. The drink *I* make at home is with cheap ingredients and it tastes great to me. Who's to say that if made that same drink and served it at a fancy bar in NYC the customer would say, "Wow, good drink!"

It is what it is. It tastes good. You may like a $20 bottle of [insert here] and you may think it tastes awesome. Who knows?

Yeah, I mean I can only speak from experience you know? No matter what people say about Petron or what have you, it's good stuff alone. Goes down smooth and has a nice taste (at least I think it does).

The point I'm making is no matter what drink you're making, there's no need to pour a $40 bottle of Petron in a mixed drink. That shit tastes too good by itself.

Nah what a waste of good liquor. Get the cheapest brain rot gin, vodka, rum, and tequila, some triple sec, some Daily's sweet and sour, and coke and you've got a great long island.

No, you wouldn't, not if you were making a great salary, having two-drink daily lunches, and hooting it up with boys.

OK thanks. I was always a fan of Larkin, who pretty much kept his head down and did his job and did it well (I grew up in Cincinnati so I'm a little biased). Just wanted to understand what you meant.

Thanks.

I'm dumb - yeah, I'll admit it - and don't always get hidden meaning jokes. What did you mean by that? I wouldn't normally ask but because Barry Larkin's name is there, I had to ask.

Today's awkward moment is actually a step down for her compared to this one

Pretty surprising. We can send a man to the moon and spaceships to the outer reaches of the solar system, yet can't figure out that the female clitoris is nothing more than the male version of the penile mushroom?

Wow, and to think Julia Roberts played the plain Jane role in America's Sweethearts. You'd think she'd have learned a lesson to be nice to others. Guess some people just never learn.

Ugghh, what an asshat. Flowing hair. So full of himself.