There's more that's relevant about the Susan G. Komen Foundation:

Don't get started on Komen. What a hack of an organization. How does an organization that includes "for the Cure" in its name get away with putting only 20% of its funds toward research.

It's irrelevant anyways, Komen exists to market with companies like the NFL.

I bet it's one of those "We'll donate 5% until we get to x amount!" deals that almost every company does. It makes me want to say, "Why don't you just donate x amount, rather than making it into a sales push?"

I'm so excited to be in Japan!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't forget option c) He has a screw loose and doesn't realize how ridiculously demanding and unfeasible this list is.

Your mom dragged you out to Everest and you can't get away from the icicle dinner so you whip out your DS and play it under the frozen table.

Never once had to use a dongle.

You are clearly against feminism. He might date you if you had said "Lamentation of their non combatants."

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My desire in life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentation of their women. Is that ok?

I actually think it's B. I'm guessing he likes the idea of some lady seeing him as a "challenge," and messaging him to beg him to give her a chance because of how "unattainable" he seems. If that makes sense.

Pretty sure an updated version of this list would include "You read Jezebel."

Amazing. A person who doesn't like people who "belittle" trans people yet in the very next statement writes something that is incredibly belittling to trans people. Holy fucking shit.

By attempting to make the game more watchable and faster-paced (assuming this has been Valve's intent with recent patches), Valve may have swung the pendulum too far the other way, and the absolute stomps we saw on Monday are the result. That said, the hero variety has been somewhat higher relative to last year, and…

Perfectly understandable.

You mean you'd go down, amirite?

Finnegans Wake or GTFO

So basically the surgeons approached this circumcision the same way I approach cutting my own bangs:

Universal health care and a living wage would quickly solve the problem.