Nobody needs your facts Jason. Just because it didn't happen doesn't mean...it didn't...wait...

Well you have to walk before you run. Baby steps and all that. Remember, it's about living life a quarter mile at a time.

Hacking your uterus, nbd.

FFS bisexuality is a thing.

Elaine was standing up during that scene, not sitting down.

I'd play it. I'd play the hell out of it.

This is the waterslide-video equivalent of blue balls with its cameras facing every direction but the direction I wanted to see. If I wanted to watch two hairy dudes get wet, I would have opened an incognito tab.

Persona meets Seinfeld screenshot.

Have we confirmed that these two are not related to the rhubarb stealing lady?

I remember this scene in the movie.

Just because they came up with a reason for the stupidity doesn't mean its less stupid.

Right, down, right, right?

You know that Hobby Lobby DID pay for birth control until 2 years ago, right? And that their retirement plans invest in the companies that produce the drug?

What if I told you that not everyone has the luxury of being selective about who employs them? WHAT THEN.

Maybe he should have another crack at it?

Well that's just asinine.

Nope, racism does not work the same "both ways".