God, you are an asshole. Like, fuck right off,

Wrong. That isn't how it works.

He is off the map and somehow is up his own ass.

You haven't been to a con ever, have you?

If I saw that, I'd laugh and know that my random team is in trouble.

Newman: We have about 25 staff. Only one of them (Adam) is working on Riftlight. It's not a big project by any means - it's just a prototype. Of those 25 staff we have 5 working on prototypes. All of those are people that were hired specifically for their ability to make games on their own.

Are we crazy? Are we doing it wrong? Should every person in the company be working on the same thing? Should HBO make one TV show at a time? Should Warner Brothers make one movie at a time?

don't forget casually throwing his phone out the window.

But I really hate Skye.

Have the spider-tank tank react more to damage, take less damage to a leg to drop it, have cockpit open longer and vulnerable to more weapon types (I only want to have to drop it 3 times) as right now it is just a really slow boring fight of staying out of the way and pecking at it for 10 minutes.

When I described the premise of this post to Kotaku bossman Stephen Totilo with some of these screens (see, I can break the fourth wall, too), he said, "So it's having its cheesecake and eating it too?" and that's basically it. And this meta-commentary is making its points loud and clear, so long as you can look past…

Occam's Razor gives us our answer about what happened in the grand finals: NewBee simply outplayed Vici.

Please tell me this will be full size.

So is anything coming out on that crazy October 7th date now?

I'm surprised there is no mention of Sheeple.

I hate egg salad.

No Way! I ain't into that shit!

Snark: Because I need something to do between masturbation rounds

Does being a food service manager make people an asshole, or does the job seem to attract assholes?

Now, if the dick was made out of egg salad, I'd be down.