Because people are stupid.

My very American dad claimed to hate all Indian food because "curry is disgusting" (bc all Indian food contains curry? He really has no idea) so I made him corn pakora and told him they were "corn cakes." He ate them, told me how much he liked them, then I told him they were an Indian dish. You have to be sneaky to…

I can picture him speeding past every stop sign and traffic light because otherwise his red allergy will KILL HIM! And then explaining that to a series of cops who are just about topped off with the amount of idiocy they're going to deal with today and reaching for their nightsticks.

the falconry is of interest to all.

Also, I really want to eat this. As in, every time I see this picture, I need to fry something.

I can handle a secret shopper being mad about a toddler being illegally served beer-battered fish & chips.

Until cabbie system improves in London, no cabs will be used.

I cannot count the number of times I was asked for a Tai Chi Latte. I actually found it really adorable and never corrected it.

When opening and working in a restaurant that caters to crunchy granola set, you're really just asking for lots of weirdness and stupidity, aren't you? Honestly, I'd expect that sort of stuff on the regular if my menu was raw, gluten-free, non-GMO, since those dietary restrictions already stem from questionable…

No! They are so mch easier to carry than a jug if you have to hike and bus to the laundramat. Some of us are able to not nom on soap !

Regarding secret shoppers: Editor's Note: There is no screening process. Any idiot can — and usually does — sign up for that job

German diesel electric u-boats. With the ability to stay at sea for weeks, they massively disrupted trans-Atlantic shipping and dealt losses to numerous warships, all with minimal crew and provisions. Life expectancy wasn't great, but damn if they didn't totally change the way war was fought at sea, and also the way…

So, like, you basically have to waterboard your child with grape-flavored cold medicine to get them to swallow any, but they'll eat detergent freely?

The product works fine. A redesign is needed, at worst.

The aircraft carrier. Before World War 2 every major power was busy one-upping each others battleships in one of the costliest arms races to date. Overnight, the aircraft carrier turned each and every one of those battleships into a colossal waste of money.

I would vote the aircraft carrier. It changed the face of not only naval battles but land and air battles as well. Now you could move a massive strike force to anywhere you wanted without having to create air bases or secure any land holdings. Look at our current airstrikes in mid east supported by carrier based…

I like my bombing like I like my house...carpeted.

/Next.

Wait, the parents aren't smart because they buy the pods instead of powdered detergent? Of all the crazy sanctimonious horse shit I've read on Gawker, you might have just won the big prize. Congratulations you smarmy, pedantic douche.

I don't care. I'm not going back to loose powder or liquid detergent. If a couple of kids have to die for my laundry-doing convenience then, well, that's how you make omelettes.