On the one hand, Abraham's anger with Eugene was justifiable and I totally get it. On the other hand, I think that he had to know deep down that Eugene was full of shit. Like you said, a few targeted follow-up questions would have made it pretty clear that he didn't really have a cure, but Abraham chose not to ask…

I forgot the bit where he called it a "Tennessee top hat". Awesome.

It doesn't really seem like their interest is in "opening up a dialogue" but, rather, presenting one side of a complicated issue. That's not inherently wrong and they're certainly free to act as advocates but let's not confuse the intent here.

I made the mistake of giving my 2 year old coffee because I thought she wouldn't like it. Wrong. Now I have a 2 year old screeching "IS THE COFFEE READY YET?!" at me in the mornings. :/ FML.

I can say, as the father of a toddler, that a toddler's willingness to consume something is inversely proportional to how much the parent wants them to have it. It's like they have psychic powers, so I assume a toddler can slam down alcohol like Boris Yeltsin.

They mostly get publicity for their homophobic bullshit, but they are equal opportunity haters. I have this one, which was also in the Daily News

"Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you thinks you're having a good time."

You'll have to given them an extra 20-30 minutes to prepare that.

Semen flavours...and makes you thinks you're having a good time."

Asking for another shot takes on a whole new meaning.

I heard that in Sofia Vegara's voice in my head.

It literally looks like someone ate a bunch of candy corn, vomited it into the glass, and then threw a few whole ones in for some flair.

I think the thought process is more of "I would like to announce to my loved ones that I have given up on life and would like to slip into the sweet embrace of death, but I am too scared to say so. I guess Ill just serve them bbq fish, that should get the point across."

Hey, I'm from Minnesota, and this is on the upper end of the potluck spectrum here. It's also called Tater Tot Hot Dish, thankyouverymuch.

How the fuck do you "pull" canned tuna? And even more how the fuck do you think to yourself, "Yes, bbq fish. That is a good choice and I feel good about making it."

I think it's pretty clear that this one was invented for stoners by stoners. Stoners come up with the best snacks, horrifying though they may be.

Am I the only one who SO WOULD

I find myself to be pretty openminded food-wise. I mean, I ate a pig's eyeball once. But that BBQ pulled tuna would push me to my limit.

My dog made something very similar to this. Curiously Saltines were also involved.