I mean, this is how people argue about everything nowadays. In the interest of making easier for them to "win" they lump everyone they disagree with into one monolithic ball and assume they all have the most extreme views on whatever it is they disagree about it.

So we just end up not talking about determining that point on the line, which is where I believe the real meat of the debate is, because some people don't want to admit spanking could ever be abuse, and others don't want to entertain the idea that spanking could ever not be abuse.

It's cool if you're vehemently pro- or anti-spanking/beating/whooping, but some of us (especially those who aren't parents yet) are still up in the air about it.

HELP! I DOWNLOADED GORE MODE AND IT WON'T TURN OFF!!!

Just based on what I've seen personally, alcoholism seems to frequently be the disease of the smartest and most empathetic among us.

The unicorn costumes made me laugh so hard, I actually cried.

Celebrity Edition!

I've never served, but I did work in sales at a home improvement store for a bit...

Fluffy black pocket puppy for the win!

I saw the title of today's BCO and was somewhat offput... I mean, come on, I come here for the smarm, the scum, the tales of vengeful vengeance taken upon awful humanity by the righteous swords of server righteousness. At the very least, if there isn`t at least one monogrammed coffee thermoses moment, why am I ever…

When I saw "Truly Great Customers" in true Kitchenette style I was expecting to hear tales of the truly depraved... however what I got was 4 heartwarming tales of human decency.

Let's face it; it's ALWAYS been porn parody. We were all just too prudish to admit it until now.

I mean, these women are at the TOP of their game. They have athletic bodies because they are championship athletes. What fucking kills me is Serena in particular has ass and boobs for days and her body is nothing like a man's. If we were talking about male-type bodies, how about picking on someone like Jessica…

You were led to believe, not lead to believe. Unless you were made of a poisonous heavy metal.

My eyes are stuck in the back of my head.

McD's ice cream is primarily made up of milk, sugar, and cream. It's not made of potatoes or any other such urban legend bullshit. The shake is McD's ice cream plus shake syrup, which is essentially sugar, water, and flavoring.

Mostly there's a certain segment of young Americans who were raised by helicopter parents that have brainwashed them to reflexively hate fast food & sodas. These are the same jerks who debate the 'authenticity' of their artisanal kombucha, micro-brew beer with 700 billion pounds of hops per gallon while raising their…

They're just responding to the hipster douche foodies who continue to make "McDonald's fake food doesn't rot!!!!OMG!!!FORREAL!!!!!" blog posts.

My experience of kale is that it's humourless sanctimony made somehow into 'edible' form.

Their fries don't rot because a) the salt on them dries them out and preserves them, and b) they're thin enough that they dry out before they have a chance to rot.

This isn't magic, folks.

I've always said that if you battered and fried a sock, I'd probably eat it. *hangs head*