Dead2Writes
Dead2Writes
Dead2Writes

Doubly so if they do 10 under the limit and have their blinker on. And if you suddenly realize as I pass you on the right while doing the speed limit that you need to stay ahead of me so you THEN decide to speed up? Fuck off, I'm stomping on it to keep your dumb ass behind me.

There's a caveat: If you are in the left-most lane and you are being passed on the right, you are in the wrong lane.

You're supposed to ride their ass and intimidate them into the proper lane. Unless you're law enforcement. Then you do this beauty.

I don't think she intended to pass as much as "get into the exit lane she meant to be in a mile ago." But yes, don't pass on the right. And dont block the left lane to make people choose.

This right here.

maybe congress is next. Ahaaaaaaaaaa

i just googled and you're actually legally obliged to murder someone who does that. just a lil PSA!

Twenty years earlier:

"Hey guys, isn't it GREAT that we get to work on Thanksgiving!"

Restaurant people hate you too, especially after you come in, take up their time and space and then say you can't leave a tip because you spent all your money Black Friday shopping. Fuck all of you.

Does anybody actually enjoy going shopping on Black Friday/Thanksgiving? If so, can you explain why? Every retail worker hates you with every fiber of their being.

That would totally be me. As careful as I would try to be, I would inevitably splash ink on myself.

I'll remember that this one college story will define my whole life when I'm tipping my standard 20-25% for basic service, thank you very much :)!

People do that to me in the library all the time. They'll walk up to the reference desk and look me in the eye and just say "Clifford." or "Elephants?" I like to dish it back at them until they get the point. "Lions." "Book?" "Yes." "Non-fiction?" "Yes." "Grade?" "... ... It's for my fifth grader who yadda yadda

But this is America, that's how we do! Whoever is in office RIGHT NOW is responsible for everything EVER!

Mariya Oktyabrskaya:

Russians deployed the first "Women's battalion of death" (Nice name) in ww1.

Plus, the camel is working for Google! Do you know how hard it is to get a job at Google? Especially for a camel, who very likely has, at best, a rudimentary knowledge of search engines

Not very stable that way though. Perhaps some sort of platform could be used that can easily move through the terrain. Perhaps something native to that region, that has been honed by thousands of years of evolution to trek through this environment efficiently.