I work with retail technology. Your cynicism is noted, but believe me when I say that this type of mistake is extraordinarily easy to make and go unnoticed.

Clearly this is a screw-up, but I'm not surprised if this actually is a technical glitch. All it takes is one person forgetting to set some flags on an item database to end up with this scenario. Especially if it was never communicated to the tech people that this was a new change of law/policy.

I think it's okay to take pictures of your food in a restaurant if the presentation is really awesome or if you're eating something iconic for the first time. The caveat would be that if you have to use the flash to get a good picture, don't do it. The picture will look like shit and you're bothering everyone around…

Yeah, that is the whole point. Support your local farmers by eating local, which means for example in the wintertime, no tomatoes (here in OH anyway). Eat squash and broccoli instead! I think saying fuck locavores is a bit much. The people who really care about it just want to eat good food, support the local economy,…

Tyler Perry is having a kid.

Why do you care? People post pictures on Instagram of all kinds of shit and most of it is pretty dumb. I actually really enjoy seeing pictures of food and I post quite a few myself. However, if you're posting pictures of literally everything or almost everything you eat, it's a completely different story. If I slaved…

Indeed. There are a couple really common foods I don't like, so I try to scope out the menu online ahead of time, and can always find a dish that doesn't have them. It's not the restaurant's problem I have an aversion to onions.

Okay, but to my knowledge, some of those people don't think that all crops should be grown in all places. They think that we should not have access to crops that cannot be properly grown in their area/to crops that are out of season.

AHHH I had no idea you hated that so much. I am going to send you every picture of every single thing I eat from now on.

Hostile? They're announcing upfront that if you have Celiac you shouldn't eat at the restaurant. Restaurants shouldn't be all things for all people.

Did you hear the segment on NPR where the lady said it wasn't until COLLEGE that she realized that other families had different things for dinner every night? That's right: her first 18 years of life she ate the same thing for dinner. Every night. THAT is the saddest story ever.

YER A JESUS, HARRY.

I get this all the flippin' time. Take an order, the customer wants to pay with a credit card. Great! Just read me the number.

D'awwww

I used to be a teller at a DRIVE-THRU bank. People used to try to withdraw cash or cash checks all the time and not have a single form of identification on them. And they didn't care for you to point out that they should have their driver's license on them if they are driving through the bank. People are so fucking…

10. These Five Animals Are In Your Car Right Now

Kenworth 953, 963, 984, and similar oilfield trucks. Not because of their massive tires (it becomes a monster truck contest at that point), but because of the massive steel bumpers and pointed noses that make them look as though they could drive through absolutely anything without skipping a beat.

I was working as a cocktail waitress at a place that also served dinner, and I had a table of about a dozen people one night who were going to dine and then stay for the show. At the beginning of dinner the woman who appeared to be the coordinator waved at me and said they'd be paying with a company credit card, and…

i met people who were all kinds of unprepared for life. just a "how did you make it to adulthood?" sorts of people.