Seriously. As someone who frequently uses men's rooms when the ladies' line is too long, I find women's bathrooms to be much, much grosser. This myth that women are inherent tidier must be dispelled! Also, lift the seat if you're going to hover, ladies! You are no better than a drunk dude straight pissing on the seat.…

For the gyros, presumably.

Do they have sororities? Will those also become co-ed? I'm not sure how I feel about this. They clearly have issues on that campus, but I'm not sure putting women in the middle of those frats is the best solution. Why not just disband them?

My gf and I are the opposite. She remembers things incorrectly and usually in a way that makes the situation seem much worse than it was. On the other hand, I don't have a great memory for details anyway but I will go back to look at evidence (frequently auto-saved gchats of the conversation or discussing the…

It's a relay that switches the light on and off. It blinks faster when a bulb is burned out because the voltage load drops. Less load on the circuit = easier for it to do its job = blinks faster.

I was gonna go with "you're probably not that interesting," but I guess that works too.

Ahem.....

That's your fault for being last on the plane, not Southwest's.

If you are in first, you are more than welcome to wait until you are the very last person who boards the plane. But then you probably won't get a drink, and chances are there will be no room for your bag. I am well over 100 flights so far this year, with an upgrade percentage of over 98% (it's GOOD to be Chairman…

"Hey! What do you know? Turns out we've had giant gophers in the backyard that taste just like jamón ibérico!" - some guy in Belarus.

I'm a huge fan of Southwest Airline's "cattle chute" method, even if I feel like I'm in a cattle chute. I think it's wrong to characterize this as a free-for-all, even if seats aren't assigned, because there absolutely is conformity (and relative fairness) to how those seats are assigned.

Wait, are there people out there who don't think monster trucks are amazing?

Thank you for saying this. As a NZer a lot of the anti-tattoo comments on this thread are a little frustrating. For many of us in this part of the world tattoos are of cultural or whanau/fanau significance.

Using a picture of a Maori guy's face to make a snarky joke about how tattoos are frivolous is kind of a dick move.

Are either of those worse than being a prick?

Cue everyone who hates tattoos coming in and commenting about how they're ugly and stupid and the decision to get tattoos is all about wanting to be "cool" or "different"...

say what you will about Microsoft, as long as you are clean and can produce well, they don't care. I have facial piercings and visible tattoos on my arms, legs, back and chest. They don't care.

Pffft. I've seen people who are in the first boarding groups walk on and throw their bag in a compartment without even having a minor risk of no space in the back.

Q: And where's TARDIS?

If that happened to me I think I would cause such a scene that you'd be reading about it on Gawker the next day. "Flight rerouted after irate passenger breaks the toes on fellow passenger's feet while shouting at the top of her lungs about human decency."