Holy crap, I still think of FFIX as new.

That was fun!

A brewery in Dayton, Ohio took their name from this “warped wing” method of control.

I think one thing we can all agree on, is that “deeply unwoke” is an idiotic sounding phrase that should never be spoken or written ever again.

It’s actually been about 1.5 years I do believe.

Oh yeah, that shotgun and I were very good friends in that game.

I can see that, I’ve had a waffle fry sundae before. It was shockingly good!

Sure, I see it. One has a huge ass, one is a huge ass.

Better than it being Top Scallop!

Burn a Powder Ganger alive? Positive karma.

I’m just going to assume the couple with the wings were engaging in some seriously weird foreplay.

“Hey babe, I’m taking you to your favorite! Ruby Tuesday’s!”

I remember successfully hiding in a bathroom in that game. When I tried it a second time, I felt all warm and safe until BAM giant scissors stabbed through the door.

The part where you’re crouched down, going through a low tunnel and all of a sudden Alma comes skittering out of the darkness? JFC, my wife and I were rattled by that!

I had a guy, one of my first transactions of the day, buy a 1.99 pack of gum with a $100. Motherfucker!

I recall one guy sitting in an old furnace for hours in radio silence, and with only like 5 minutes left, he couldn’t take it and quit. Damn!

I’d think putting beets on hamburgers would indicate a complete breakdown of something.

And most tomatoes people get are pretty crappy.

I’m not going to be a drug pusher, I’m going to be a chili pusher.

That’s even worse than the all pop is called Coke thing.