Haha, I've tried that, but fist with index finger seems to look better. Then you use the thumb as a mouth. I also use this narwhal setup to poke/pester/tickle my wife, and when she fights back I remind her that narwhals are endangered and it's illegal to harm them.

A narwhal is also my favorite shadow puppet to make.

We also gave you airplanes, so, you're welcome.

Oh no, no. You mentioned preferring well to Tanqueray. Aristocrat is a well brand I got served at our old regular bar. I got used to not specifying the brand when ordering due to being a regular, and a new bartender poured me that one night. Tasted like kerosene sprayed with pine sol. My wife was looking at me when I…

You've obviously never had Aristocrat gin.

Ah, but it's healthier than fried cum!

That may be the only way to eat that.

I'd say that the very existence of this movie refutes the assertion that there is a loving god.

I can kind of understand that, however, I'd say that it's not necessarily the creators of the game that are portraying him as the canon choice, but the marketing department. Which is very, very different thing.

Spam musubi is my jam!

No, there shouldn't be any sugar in it. They may be tasting the allspice.

I assume you're only saying that because you think Gold Star is better ;)

No Cincinnati chili place actually puts chocolate in their recipe. It's just a weird rumor.

I hope that some day I can say dramatically, "Release the Homo Demons!"

Fallout was already in Los Angeles, in the first game.

Ground up!

I agree with everything, but I dispute your equivalence of "domestic" with only Miller, Coors, and Bud. And point me to that 700 billion lbs of hops IPA...

I made this for you Hillary.

To be fair, brodt did have plenty of time to drop everything and post snark.

Hah, my wife and I witnessed a similar thing in person. The guy asked for the "closest thing you have to Bud Lite", and the girl asked for vodka. At a brewery.