And the guys in the sub. I both hate it and can't get it out of my head.

Eating the faux meat (to me) seems like breaking up with someone, then keeping a poorly drawn picture of them around to talk to now and again.

I am a fan of tattoo competitions for that reason. Usually anything that gets top three is fantastic, and serves as inspiration for other artists.

I certainly think all changes should be approved by the client. But I do kind of think that by signing up to be on this show as a canvas, you are seriously rolling the dice on a tattoo. I know I wouldn't do it!

Yes, some people can't sit worth a damn. My wife can sit like a rock. Definitely not the same experience.

Slow-poke Rodriguez was his name, I think.

I don't blame him at all! I spoke to Josh about his experience the first time he was on, and he said the editing really made him look bad (and the main judges less dumb than they are), but that he also could have reacted better to the provocations and not given the producers the raw material to make him seem like such…

I knew an artist who asked the same thing about nba players. There's no good answer!

Judges are less douchey on Best Ink also. But, I've personally met some of the artists on InkMaster too, and they do better work than what is shown sometimes. I think it's the time limits, the unfamiliar styles, the lack of flexibility in "canvases", and the stress of the show all contribute.

To be clear, I beat Battletoads (once), and I've never been like this DS whackjobs :)

Definitely Revelation Space first. Then Chasm City, Redemption Ark, Absolution Gap. I'd do some short stories next: Galactic North and Diamond Dogs, Turquoise . Then The Prefect.

Seriously, you are probably one of the best things about Jezebel.

Anything from Spartacus is always appropriate.

Awww, this reminds me of the Weapon Brown comic.

Our oldest dog was party Chihuahua, so he definitely had the boogly eyes. I used to tease my wife and say he looked like someone glued two golf balls to an apple!

I like to call them boogly eyes.

Here in the Midwest (drinking pop is fun!), servers would always ask about separate checks. Either before, or frequently after the meal. So there was mass confusion when a coworker and I were sent to New Jersey and they kept just bringing one check. We briefly wondered if they thought we were dating.

I'm normally against it, but there was a situation where I thought it was appropriate. A restaurant we go to added 20% to every check because there was a huge international competition in town. The owner didn't want his staff getting screwed by people who didn't know (or pretended to not know) about tipping in…

Needs more Gina Carrano!

You must be a parking ticket, cause you've got fiiiiiiine written all over you!