I FUCKING LOVE THIS SALAD IT'S SO AMAZING I'M IN ECSTASY AHAHAHAHAHA

Eh, they're doing it right in front of you, saying "light meat" or "extra cheese" I would think is perfectly in the realm of acceptable behavior. Especially when the woman manning the cheese section acts like she's dispensing sheds of actual gold.

The flavor reminds me of a fart from another room.

God, I wish my wife had smaller tits, too.

It's like putting towels in a bathroom or pillows on a bed that aren't supposed to be used.

I am very glad to see some women get this far on the competition! Her performance specifically has been pretty impressive. I hope some of the other women competitors make through too.

The Reds baseball headed lady, is kinda hot. DON'T JUDGE ME

My jaw stayed firmly closed, as I was straining to hold in all the vomit.

If my time on the Gawker network has taught me anything, it's that people would rather be snarky, angry, smug shitheads than actually do something productive to achieve the positive change they claim to support.

I'd still place the ice pack eating in the stupid category, simply because I'm sure it said: ICE PACK. DO NOT EAT! on it somewhere.

Plus, she is the joy and the laughter!

Back when it was first on, we called ourselves "regular dudes who watch a cool cartoon".

The world record for this lift is 1155 pounds, the record for the lift you were thinking of is about 580. Just to reference the difficulty ;)

I'd eat all this. No problem.

They're not bad at all.

To be fair, accidental discharge of a gay man could also be dangerous.

Only thing better is combining popcorn with real butter and a dark chocolate Toblerone. I gotta take a shower afterwards.

My wife and I quote Mojo, probably weekly.

I'd totally drink something called Bang.

Camping: using your hard-earned vacation time to pretend you're homeless.