I got a score of 3.1333333333333333, which apparently marks me as a 'true American'...

I kept John for male Shepard because that's my name. I named my femshep 'Kai'.

What about Demon Seed?

Amanda Ripley didn't have any children, at least according to what I'll call 'Cameron canon'. Unless they link it to other Alien media such as comics. Which I doubt they'd do because the current Alien games, bar AVP, seem to be keen on sticking to the established canon of the films.

Gods I hope this will be good.

I seriously hope this does not happen.

Now I can fail spectacularly at blitzball in HD!

Not if you watch the Director's Cut, where Robert doesn't blow himself up with a grenade. The Director's Cut ending is so much better and more emotional with the fact that you learn the vampires (as they are in the book) still hold emotional attachments to others of their kind.

What about Spike's "death" scene in the final episode of Cowboy Bebop? I cried manly tears.

Oh great. As a man with hair that reaches down my back, who occasionally accidentally eats my hair while eating food (but succeeds in removing said hair from my mouth), this is worrying.

I couldn't help but laugh uncontrollably at this.

Similar to the eyes of augmented people in the Ghost in the Shell universe.