http://archive.naplesnews.com/sports/college/fgcu/former-fgcu-star-white-sox-all-star-chris-sale-partners-with-laces-of-love-local-charity-ep-89049518-335715411.html

Pedantic Point of Clarification: He was traded to the Sox, not signed as a free agent.

“Which No One Wanted”

soccer baseball leagues, you mean

So it’s red and white shirt vs. black and grey.

I totally want to, in complete sincerity, be “so into new and obscure sport that before anyone else has heard of it, I’ve already bought special gloves and kneepads” guy.

Step 1: Create governing body.

This is the kind of shit that happens when you are too much of a Chucklefuck for multiple kickball leagues.

Finally Colin Kapernick has joined Deadspin!

USA Spikeball?

I had all my golf clubs shortened for this reason.

For the first time I actually saw some people playing this in a local park the other day, and at first I just thought it looked ridiculous, but then I realized that even though it is kind of ridiculous, it’s also something that you can do outside with friends and it is enhanced by having a beer or two or 14 between…

He is THISCLOSE to bragging that he has the biggest hurricanes.

It’s what happens when you have a person who views everything as transactional.

“Later, spotting a crowd of people, he said “What a crowd!” and “What a turnout!”

I plan to watch this when they release the audio book.

In the interim, I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

And cue the tea parties complaining about “legislatin from the bench!”...whatever that means. In the interim, I will point and laugh at Sarah Palin, who is politically irrelevant.

So, they uploaded a radio play to YouTube and called it a movie without images?

Can someone explain to my why Selena is so popular on instagram? She is so so uninteresting to me, I cannot imagine seeking her social media out.