I’ll give $5, no $10 to any teammate of his who secretly tapes “Penis Head” to the back of his jersey.

GLORY BOY Brett Gardner Uses Last Name As Identifier Rather Than Jersey Number: Kids Everywhere Learn The Wrong Way To Play The Game

Gardner has also taken that “shave those sideburns” edict way too far.

I don’t think it’s too much to ask of a sports highlight show to show sports highlights. ESPN can do what they want, but turning your programming into a low rent op ed with a sports twist isn’t my idea of riveting television.

Interesting. Most Cleveland hot takes are limited to the Cuyahoga.....

I thought off brand jerseys were the only thing that knocked Chris off his rocker.

People really still watch Sportscenter?

Plus most restaurants with bars and car lots with lobby areas

Here’s the thing: The first time a starting QB gets injured this season, someone is going to (correctly) wonder if Kaep is going to get signed. The first time a Jacksonville QB puts up a stat line that looks like something a ferret playing Madden 94 would put up, someone is going to (correctly) wonder if Kaep is…

What’s a “home run?” Is that anything like a ding dong dinger, goner, rocket, boom shaka laka, yard or mashed tater?

Every country club/golf course TV in the US is left on ESPN.

This is obviously anecdotal, but only one of my group of 40-something-to-50-something sports fans watch SC, but he’s like 45 going on Father fucking Time.

“It’s about the tebow games, it’s about the tebow highlights. Let’s show where tebow’s standing. Let’s talk about what’s coming up tonight in tebow’s stool.”

Right? And remember the “old skool” days when the media ignored the “news” aspect of sports and just stuck to the scores?

She’s old school. She likes the much simpler times when athletes didn’t make political statements. They just went out there and played the games.

When does she remove her mask to reveal that she was Stacey Dash all along?

Just fell off my treadmill laughing 😂

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

I disagree with this. A Jets vs. Browns game does not matter. Or Jags vs. Anyone.

I mean, on NFL Mondays, you will see every highlights from every game played on Sunday. Every one.