.... Or rather, good thing that Michael Bennett isn’t a quarterback and thus doesn’t throw the ball at all, and good thing you can tell an obvious joke when you see it.

And, of course, Bennett’s reasoned, mature, rational explanation will, I’m sure, go a lonnnnnnnng way towards defusing the reflexive reactions of the hot takers, FB politicos, and those who love America’s idea of gun ownership and freedom of speech (Obama/’libtard’/people-of-color-and-other- religions hatred), but who…

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

I know it means anti-fascism - I just don’t like the term because it obscures the fact that it’s opposing fascism. I guess it’s coming from the extreme right, to obscure what they are really about.

I had never heard the term ‘antifa’ before - and am enormously against using it, as it obscures the fact that we’re talking about FASCISM. Where does the abbreviation come from?

A friend of mine living out west was telling me that she expects rural and suburban Oregon to be completely overrun with out-of-towners.

I mean, Barstool could easily be pandering to their readers and going full pro-Trump, but at least they have a line that the alt-rights assholes are a bridge to far. Its not ideal, but its better than nothing.

Completely believable that Clay Travis would be one of the Barstool Readers who complain about it “going liberal”.

Counterpoint: He’s fine.

Is that you, Bill Simmons?

There’s nothing anyone can say about the city of Philadelphia that Bill Burr didn’t cover in his infamous 12 minute attack on a philly audience.

It’s not an apples to apples comparison and you know it. Zeke Elliott is, at the very least, a pretty good football player. He’s a shitty human, but an NFL team also has a pretty big incentive to keep him around because of what he can do with the ball in his hands.

Don’t tread on me!

But by all means, beat the piss out of my sister.

I agree. I’m fine with players hitting and raping women. But don’t disrespect Merica.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

I’m guessing the intention is to issue a “tough on DV” suspension, then have it reduced/eliminated on appeal.

The girlfriend did release photos of abuse.

Damn, the NFL is the least consistent organization ever. This seems like one that shouldn’t have been adjudicated by the NFL at all based on the friend of the accuser stating the accuser asked her to lie to the police about him (including corroborating texts of this nature).

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

“Hey man” in this context is a white dude trying to sound “down” in a customer service situation, when they called the white lady in front of me “ma’am.” It’s a jarring and weird shift in tone that makes certain white dudes seem awkward around black people.