Why didn’t he just take the family gameplan and claim the e-mails were fake news?

I thought we were better than this.

The largest problem with the all star game is that it’s baseball.

I think you’re misusing ETA.

The only way it gets more entertaining is if they don’t play baseball.

“star”

The Wall will also keep out germs!

Isn’t all parenting “alternative parenting”?

is chrome an edge extension?

hellmouth the “poker brat” but really just a wildly annoying asshole.

How the hell was this guy on a CELL PHONE at the table???

How many southern states would vote for getting rid of the “welfare states”, without realizing, what states those are:

We allow the south to openly celebrate their treason and subsequent defeat. Weird.

The fact we, as a country, have allowed the south to openly celebrate the fact they hate half the country has always been a mystery to me. To quote our president: “you lost, get over it”

I love the idea that he would call her mel & she would HATE it.

i’m googling nik-l-nips now, thank you.

How could you tell there were black people?

I don’t know why no one doesn’t go “ouch. What are you doing???”

Only thing he didn’t do was roll on his back and expose his belly.

god he’s frigging awful