Oh, that’s not the last thing. Just ask any ER nurse.

You can cheese this guy by just attacking him from the entrance to his cave. There’s a line he can’t cross that you can step over, attack, retreat behind, and repeat with little risk. 

Trevor Cadbury was unavailable for comment. 

“Marion Nestle, a food studies professor at New York University”

 Strategery level: herb. 

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

They’ve posted nothing but sports stories today...

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

This is good and now I hope Deadspin never covers sports again.
And if Jimbo gives you any trouble about Trump, explain that you’re dunking on him, and dunking is sports. 

Stealing pumpkins is a sport.

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

TIL Mark Jackson has a burner

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Oh fuck this noise. He got to see the 1927 Yankees in person and probably twenty something titles. Probably bitched about Torre not doing well enough as a manager because he was an Ital. 

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet