I’m mystified by these dudes with two full sleeves by the time they’re 22. Tats are fun as hell, so I understand the urge, but... pace yourselves, y’all! You only get so much canvas to work with!

Lavar’s kept pretty quiet since the entire world realized that none of his sons were actually particularly good at basketball, hasn’t he? The last thing I can recall was him bringing Moe and Shemp back from Latvia or wherever, and that was quite a while ago.

The problem is obviously an insufficient number of tattoos.

You’re gonna get at least four dead letters about the absolutely filthy language in the headline. Three of them will use the same language when they insult you.

That’s not an error; if you think about what diffusing and defusing are as actual physical actions you should see why.

A description of Phillips as “chanting” in this story has been changed to one of him “singing,” following this note from Dr. Adrienne Keene.

If they are FSU fans that makes me hate them even more 

I’ve lived in NYC for 21 years, and been harassed on the street by the Black Israelites literally hundreds of times in that period. Weirdly, I never felt the urge to do anything other than walk away. Strange how easy that is. 

I can’t evaluate if doing “the chop” at Native Americans is racist without knowing if the choppers are FSU fans. How can I be expected to peer into their very souls?

A group of entitled teens goes on a mission to spread their gospel of hate. I really need to know whether they were harassed by someone before spewing hate, or they were rudely interrupted in their attempt to spew hate by a band of people singing and playing drums before I can pass judgment. 

It’s so weird that so many people independently decided that MAGA gear and Trump slogans were a great way to intimidate minorities. It couldn’t possibly that all of those people easily understood the messaging behind those things. I’ve been told that would be an unfair interpretation of the facts. So, clearly, they…

The only person who saw all this coming was Tony Romo. 

And the fans of both are entitled assholes who play the victim even when they win! What a time to be alive!

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

THREE black guys were “intimidating?” Wow. So these kids are pussies as well as racists?  You’re a little short on evidence, still.

Considering we have a president who lost by 3 million votes, a Supreme Court with 4 of 9 Justices who were appointed by a president who lost the popular vote, and a Congress where Democrats have received more votes in both chambers since 2012, but recently just gained power due to gerrymandering and smaller states…

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

I have to think at this point that the people trotted out for these things are starting to worry themselves about their personal criminal liability if they outright lie.

“Hogan Gidley” sounds like the name of the stuck-up prep school guy in an 80's teen comedy.