Six months from now NEWGAWKER will announce its latest hire: executive editor and community manager Tomatoface. The bastard will have finally done it.

I think the phrase “At one point...Juancho Hernangomez got switched onto KD” sums up the impossibility of the Warriors pretty well. 

Celebrating the 15tH anniversary of turning 30.

“NEWGAWKER” as if it’s going to be some incarnation of the New Yorker? Um.

No way is Carson in her 30s. She looks like a RHOOC castoff.

If Turkey really wanted to lock Kanter up, a simple pump fake would probably do the trick. 

The only thing I terrorize is the rim

BalaKlevin Durant

Looks like Sub Zero picked up a new sport.

And this team gets Boogie on Friday?

I too have been playing a lot of Assassin’s Creed lately.

So we’re just not going to talk about whatever the hell this is?

We need to force them into 2o foot shots from the left, or 60 foot shots from anywhere else

“I just want to blame my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for getting us here”

“Everybody believed in us!”

“He can do stuff that Chris Paul and Derrick Rose can’t.”

yes, kevin, and this is just a shaving apparatus for rich people

This whole not-getting-a-paycheck-for-a while thing would be more palatable to the average American if Republicans hadn’t spent almost fifty years gutting the middle-class.

The 10%ers always think the rest of us have it easy.

As a federal contractor who’s currently under a stop-work order, thank you for continuing to beat that drum.