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That’s what he bought, and so far they’ve only released Halo Reach and none of the other games. Extra confusing that they have each game listed as DLC that requires the base game to play, but the base game is supposed to include all of the games.

Alot of folks are confusing this as an homage and its not, its naked tracing and stealing from fucking STUDENTS?!

The voice of the internet: “I don’t want to buy VR set as there are no games yet”

(looks at my DSL modem)

So, to ruin Star Wars a bit further, know in your heart that every time a stormtrooper got hit by Han’s laser pistol, he was effectively burning and roasting their insides.

IT’S A TRAP!

I’ve been asked, “How much?” on numerous occasions.

I respect this womans hustle. She is click bait incarnate and she is making bank of it now.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

Is there a reason y’all have Shazam in the preview image for this article when it’s not actually coming to Prime? Feels like I just got clickbaited.

I believe the term you are looking for is “clickbait.”

Why is the thumbnail of Shazam! (2019)?

Now he’s been banned from Twitch sans explanation.

Yeah, but just remember, once the eSports crash comes he’ll be out of a job and still a loaded teenager able to decide where his life goes from th- well, fuck.

Honestly all I took from this is that there is an 11 or 12 year old making way more money then I am. I made the wrong life choices.

Yeah, science fiction has already answered this question.

Y’know, most days the Internet just makes me sad, but then someone like you comes along and redeems the it by showing that it can really be a source of knowledge and good. Declan Hackett wins the Internet!

Spatula City, we sell spatulas - and that’s all! 

Spatula City, we sell spatulas - and that’s all!