Most of the fans of this car probably live on houses with wheels.

For our Asian members...

Putin would have moved the entire gas station closer to his car.

Problem solve-ed

I lost interest mid-way through the article after daydreaming how I too could start an international conglomerate selling Bimbo-named soap and cracker products to developing nations. Thanks for the photo, more motivation to start my empire.

You're lucky if you get more than 30 minutes of driving a day with one of those.

If they used Apple maps to coordinate the protest they'd end up in the middle of the damn ocean.

I wouldn't call it 'most prostituted'...it's more like 'passed out drunk at a party...'

No, guys, he's totally right.

It's okay, Fit. I will still recommend you to anyone who wants my opinion on what subcompact car to buy. Now I just have to add on a lengthy explanation when I'm inevitably hit with "but Consumer Reports says..."

I may or may not get this tattooed on my ass.

Might wanna check with your homeowner's association before parking that MRAP in your driveway...that busybody old bat who lives two doors down will likely pitch an epic conniption.

Peyton Manning wearing "Deal with it" sunglasses.

I dunno about you, but my cock is soft 90 to 95 percent of the time.

Don't worry, your lease will be up by then.

To get that, you'll probably have to opt for the Class package that'll be introduced with the mid-cycle facelift. ;)

With all the MILFs that are gonna be driving these around, I found it quite fitting.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Do they seriously see the need to put a "luxury" label on the car? Why not call it "jackass" with an arrow pointing at the driver's side window?

I was a Pontiac guy since my teens in the 80s, but now I think Ford would get my money if I were in the market. GM just has nothing that really gets my attention anymore, as far as father-of-four daily driver stuff goes.