Just can't help it.

mandatory.

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They'd make a shit ton more money selling those tail lights to C7 owners.

...at least it wasn't dubstep.

Looks like a case of someone driving too far down the ramp. Nothing more. Why is this news???

It would have been much better without the Top 40 Dubstep/Trancey Douchey music overlaid on top of the video.

I didn't see a dub badge anywhere... Disappointed.

Clarkson actually does a really good job with war documentaries. He did one about the St. Nazaire Raid a few years ago which was great.

my grey-ed out comment will not be seen,

Had to be from Maine.... Damn awesome auto though.

I made this gem many years ago. I sold it to the happiest Arizona woman on earth.

If you buy a Fiesta sedan you deserve this.

Well, if you ever move up to something with powered-windows, just remember:

No Cruise control. A base model Subaru Impreza has no cruise control. The car has an MSRP around $17,000 for a manual, but if you want cruise control you can't get the entry level trim which is an additional $3k or so.

This is just annoying...even a donut would be nice but there are so many inflation kits out there instead.

Roll-up windows.

Needs more Sail.

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.