I'd do a 914.

Jalopnik has taken the bait and Audi's marketing department is loving every minute of it.

Agreed, the texture is awful. I like every food I've tried so far except for sea cucumbers. It probably has less to do with the actual taste and texture, and more to do with some rediculous myth that they will make you strong like bull.

Thanks.

I always run into trouble in these damn things because of my MD20-20 breath mints.

Fucktard.com is for sale too, obviously that domain name is priceless...

Watch it now!

No such thing.

Shitbags is a bit harsh. I would call them clever.

I'm drooling over this one:

"Verizon's sponsorship of Indycar will do more for Indycar than it will for Verizon."

Used and cheap? Good luck!

It's a bead lock wheel which clamps the bead and prevents the tire from slipping on the wheel. Mainly used on pro off-roaders and rock crawlers.

Well it obviously needs the appropriate wheels:

"Also, it is a no brainer that putting a solid object in front of the radiator will block the flow of air"

Ahhh that lazy American engineering....

"In summary, the car driver is an idiot."

With the appropriate padding of course:

First thing I thought of! Fuckin' Pikeys'