Haha!

OK fine, just for the COTA race then.

Or you can get the base R-Line with the same engine and suspension but without all the crap for 5 grand less. I like the wheels better too.

Blue, white and red maybe.

Detachable Penis?

I'm sorry but I'll stick to only playing single player campaigns if I have to listen to people like this goddamn simpleton:

That's the passenger model.

30 grand!? That's "My First RWD Manual V8" money!

If anything, kids should be the only people allowed to wear crocs.

Damn you, now it's bothering me and I can't do anything about it.

Pretty sure those are Botox lips too.

Also, he admitted to smoking "purple hash" before the flight, which helps explain a lot.

Ah, yes you did. My bad.

Perhaps I spoke too soon, I think it was mainly the chrome wheels that put me off.

Why, did Dodge stop making Chargers?

The styling of these 1st gen Vipers didn't age too well.

First thing I thought of!

This wheel gap is entirely unacceptable.

I laughed, but here in Miami it wouldn't make a lick of difference. 0.8% of people know how to operate a vehicle properly.