Thats a great looking Subie, I would rock those steelies all year round!

When was the last time you bought a battery? The cheapest ones are $80-plus, the average is around $100. And the yellow Optimas in the newer cart are around $170 each.

"We are finally told that due to FAA regulations, any plane that pushes back cannot reapproach the gate and it must leave. The plane then leaves."

It does! It sounds like it should be a Kraftwerk song actually.

It is quite fitting isn't it!

You obviously need to smoke a bowl first...

Yep.

I bet he doesn't have bike insurance either, what a prick.

I'm still not sure what the "Engrish" has to do with the doge photo.

I thought reading this would be a gas and give me a laugh, but sadly my mood has gone from gay to sour.

That's some fancy silver plastic they got there. Now I know what happened to all the old electronics that I thought got buried in a landfill!

Chow Yun Fat made Captain?

They do, it's called the restroom and it's for vaping. Lose the cancer sticks and get one of these and your juice of choice:

Most older entertainment centers are not classy and timeless anymore though. More like dated and bulky.

No, not at all.

Were you born here?

So was my reply.

When you pass through Homestead pick me up.

He's a guy with a ridiculous amount of self confidence who knows exactly what he wants. I actually respect that.

It does! It was the day the first GPS satellite was placed in orbit in 1989.