At first I was going to say " why the hell wouldn't you just buy a Camaro or SS or something" and then I remembered my desire for one of these and it all made sense:

Yep, straight up front wheel drive pimpin'.

White with faux-wood chevy box wagon. I kinda want this...

I do:

Thank you!

Nice troll.

If I buy my next car based on crash test ratings then you might as well kill me now, because I've got some living to do before I die.

I just want to know what free-range coffee is.

So let's attack one engineer. Makes sense.

I usually see rear-enders, 50-50 frontals, and t-bones. I guess I should read more.

Wing Wang.

Sam approves.

I wish this was more popular here in the states.

I prefer this classic: (3:26 for the car)

What are the odds of the average Fit driver actually getting in a collision just like this? I'm curious, considering I've been driving for twenty years and never had any type of accident at all.

Let me guess, you drive one of these:

Or GTI's or Focus ST's or Mazdaspeed 3's. Honestly I don't think the market is big enough for performance hatchbacks here especially when it will eat away at GTI sales.

No, it's carbon fiber wrapped in eel skin.

RTFA.

It's Taco Bell, they'll be paying with gas.