Good luck with your virtual test drives though.

Stupid people love shiny objects.

It's so wrong that it became right.

I've never driven a Juke so I can't say too much.

First of all, an old person desperately trying to be cool would buy the last gen and earlier Corvette.

I actually do like Crooked Rain. I think I was in too much of a hurry to argue, to stop and make a friend with another "good" music fan. I will take a step back and shake your hand.

And I would like some new toys that aren't filled with lead, mercury and arsenic so that my children won't die from cancer or organ failure.

That Jeep review is a tad much don't you think? Jesus Christ my balls just shrank three-quarters of an inch.

You will be hard pressed to find another true indie band from '93-'99 that toured like they did, especially considering various living arrangements of the guys in the band.

I just watched it for the story. Hot ass in tights has nothing to do with it.

You are complaining about the color of your awesome Miata when you were in high-school? HAH! I didn't own my first car until my early 30's.

That front end reminds me of something....

But... but... the Juke R made me fall in love with the poor Juke. I previously hated the damn thing. Now I see them on the street and want one like the cute freckled and red-headed step-children they are.

I would love to drive one, and so would everyone else.

I know, weird right? Suddenly it's a nasty looking AWD V6 fastback-wagon that no-one else anywhere has. Picture it de-badged and it's even more devious.

That was my thinking, what car wouldn't I drive?

So that is what us Americans want instead of an M wagon? Sure BMW, sure...

Also, is that a plane or a space shuttle?

The only thing that will improve the Crosstour is to slam it and add big wheels. Because why not?