He ran off to hop in his new ride:

Someone say donuts?

Let me guess... Danica should get back in the kitchen and Juan Pablo should be deported. Did I get it right?

Jason was going for style over function I guess.

Or do they execute by another means, beheading by machete?

I'm just naturally slightly impaired.

Congratulations! I think you made a good choice as well.

If it had an automatic, then you would have a winner.

You deserve some sort of "best dad award" for sure!

Is it too low for a pair of Truck Nutz?

Should I feel stupid for not knowing what the wet shaving community is?

I could not fathom my dad writing this shit on internet message boards, let alone navigating his way around the webs. Wow.

I love the personalized plate.

This video should be THE definition of a sleeper. I want it.

This is the truth.

That bus is really puurrrrdy.

Why are you so MAD? Were you planning on buying one this week at MSRP?

Cool, I'm always up fer some learnin'.

I love it when gifs are educational.

Lead sleds are less "ghetto" and more "hot-rod", but definitely low and custom: