That would be bass, and no need to hate!

I knew what a slab was, but I got lost with the trunk thing.

Oh, the innuendos...

Looks like all you need is a hex key to remove the two screws on the Lambo gate above, and then you can shop-vac away. (or have the hired help do it)

C'mon, any idiot can make music with a synth!

Turbo diesel and RWD standard, yes please!

Why would you turn the rev-matching on or off in the middle of a shift? It's off by default so you never have to touch the paddles if you don't want to.

Everybody. Drunk.

That is the joke, yep.

But Tony Stewart IS awesome, pick another driver.

7 liters is a small block? When does a small become a big?

Don't worry, that Jalopnik classic gets someone every single time.

*Yawn* C'mon man, try harder.

Nigga please, stop being so dramatic. There was another game at 7 PM "for the fans".

That's the "keep the wife/mistress happy" option box.

No.

Climbing in is bit of a challenge though. The world's thickest suicide doors make it easier, but I did hit the roof with my head, no matter what. You also have to be careful to close the rear doors before the front ones.

Houdini would have been perfectly acceptable, or maybe someone into S&M bondage.

You are thinking of the Chrysler pentastar emblem:

Bingo! We have a winner!! (I would never had known that)