I use these as I'm discovering it's more about what I use to lather my face than the type of blade.

He's Japanese, he'll live until he is at least 90. By then his translator's head will be attached to a robot dog body and will inspired Miyamoto to do one last IP.

Cops on wheels and doors that open by themselves. THIS IS THE FUTURE

Yeah, they probably just sheepishly grinned while rubbing their hands in a dimly lit room. At that very moment they knew what they both had to do.

"Just kidding, online multiplayer will still be free"

Rage quit gesture has been sensed, system powering down

485 murders and one attempted rape from Microsoft

Hoping it's more Galaxy with co-op than NSMB

When putting things in perspective, it is kind of sad that a no DRM announcement wins you E3.

New Super Mario Galaxy

You mean a x y b l and r? The buttons that Nintendo has been using since the SNES?

He meant that it is an exclusive because it is being funded by Nintendo

This is a joke right?

Third Party Publishers will have final say on used games for PS4—

PS2 has gained weight

fat Wii sensor bar

It's because she looks like a realistic person of Chinese decent.

Be careful you might upset DinerEnNoir

"Why do breast matter so much to you. She could have six nipples for all I care."

Yes, next time I type out a quick reaction to anything on an internet blog, I'll make sure I second guess myself for the entirety of my life to avoid douches if that is so important to you.