I feel it’s almost redundant to say it at this point, but I love Orisa. Her design, voice, visual personality, utility, it’s all great. I love robots and vaguely cyberpunk stuff, so between her, Bastion, Zenyatta, and Sombra, I’m pretty much covered.

Thank God for the Cornflake Homunculus.

That one keeps slipping my radar so I’m always glad when someone reminds me of it. I hope it does it’s best not to keep a low profile. It looks so cool.

A “Bravely Default” for the Switch would certainly help sell me on the system.

Since we’re all speculating, I’m calling “new mobile title.” Maybe multiplayer.

I didn’t realize until now that all you had to do to get me to play a fairly enjoyable single-player RPG more after putting it down for about a week are the words “increased level cap.”

No Cyndaquil? No deal.

For me it started with the Xmas event. I bought a few boxes and got five legendaries in a row.

Probably not going to make any friends by saying this, but I genuinely never expected Konami to hit a point where instead of ruining stuff I love with wild abandon, they instead make something I didn’t realize I wanted.

Just adding more outfits to the game would be nice. I was expecting there’d be quite a bit of doofy service to fans of the series in the form of outfits that mimicked characters throughout the series, such as Auron for Gladio, Zell for Prompto, Vincent for Noctis, Kain for Ignis, or just... y’know, whatever pops into…

I want this movie and Cyberpunk 2077 in my life right now.

game that combines Warhammer and anime porn

Each “episode” is apparently meant to be around forty hours long. Sounds like they’re just bringing the story and a lot of stuff from the cutting room floor to a new gaming generation.

Tee hee! It wiggles! WHEE!

Holy shit, hello there “Work Environment of my Dreams”

This is one rare case where I’d actually have preferred a MOBA.

I was wrong before. For this, we deserve Trump as recompense.

Yeah okay.

Oh, they’re students? Makes sense then. They’ve got a lot to learn before they find out that Vanille is goddamned awful pre-Lightning Returns.

Such a missed opportunity. Stuff like losing this, losing 1313, and Disney Infinity shutting down were definitely contributors to a sudden upward spike in my cynicism toward my favorite industry.