We’re finally at a point where things are getting exactly as fucking goofy as I want. That took too long.

It’s a good thing,the wretched pandas are given a choice to join you.

It’s hard to compete with a corpse when you’re a funsizr gnome Snickers.

No one from the Horde would have cried.

Judging by what I can see in the video, it looks that way. The three gungnir spears, the huge sweeping AoE hits, and so on.

Copies mechanics faithfully from the same encounter trial in XIV.

At least if they could build some goodwill by making an actual fucking game, I could find some sympathy with them. But how can you? They’re not your standard hard-working indie dev. They buy assets, place them in a field, and then just send them after you to shoot at. No pathfinding, no heart, no soul.

#MakeAdultSwimEntertainingAgain

Eh, feel like I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel, now.

Oh, wait, isn’t World of Final Fantasy still coming to Vita?

My optimism hurts when people break it, though...

Then by all means, spoil the Shiva and Singularity Reactor fights for yourself and see them online if you can.

No love for XIV, or no desire to spoil anything?

You need to get yourself some FFXIV.

So now I have to learn Japanese to play new games on my Vita, or what?

I still love my Vita. It’s been great for playing classic games. I honestly don’t understand how it wasn’t better utilized.

I’m looking forward to XV, sure. The demo was fun, so the main game already seems good enough for me.

It’s about ethics in gaming journalismPUT ON THE FUCKING BIKINI, SCHREIER.

I feel like any channel or service I found to be linked to this ad would be just a little too creepy for my tastes.

Holy shit, fuck yes.