Seriously and without snark: Thanks for your contributions, Craggs. Deadspin seems like a better place to come for news AND dick pics these days, as opposed to one or the other.

Thoughts on the Frank Lampard fiasco?

No, it's just Ohio.

I'm sure that sailed over a lot of people's heads. I went Iowa State during his tenure.

The Big 12 media laughed nervously, as they heard that exact same line from Larry Eustachy many, many times.

While an adult may have a number of options when confronted with abuse – to flee, to fight back, or to seek help from law enforcement

Ben Roethlisberger

I see Tim woke up on the lets-start-some-shit side of the bed today. Next stop: ADIDAS.

I would say you should never have a BAC higher than your batting average, but I firmly believe in Dan Uggla's right to have a single drink whenever he chooses.

In case any of the victims of the crimes I committed to go to prison are reading this, allow me to apologize and assure you that I am not ignorant of the damage I caused. I've been robbed myself; I know it is scary. You could not have known how unwilling I was to hurt anyone and it pains me to think that I even scared…

Perk tried a spin move at this fucking Nets game.

As a lifelong NASCAR fan, hearing Jeff Gordon call Brad Keselowski a dipshit on live TV was one of the best moments of my life.

These photos are good photos.

All I wanted from this race was for Keselowski to win. I'm good.

Leave.

Ha ha ha. What a bunch of dopes. The answer is actually 104.

Tony Stewart and Jeff Gordon both have open wheel/sprint car backgrounds, but I think Harvicks' point stands. Open wheel drivers from Indy and the like are really going to struggle in NASCAR. They've been doing ovals since they were in elementary school. Hard to compete with that much experience.

Brass Bonanza FTW!!!

Every NHL goal horn and goal song, all in one place. Go nuts.

Man this was my album for the end of the 90's…Love this album!!! This is still One of my favorite songs ever!!